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{Best} Funny New Year Wishes For 2017 You Should Read RightNow!

Here comes the 2017. The most awaited time has arrived. We wish you all the very best for this new year. We hope that you've a wonderful new year 2017 ahead. So, to start the year with happiness here we are sharing some funny new year wishes.
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Funny New Year Wishes  

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New day, new year, a new beginning. Old friends, old times, old relations. Happy New Year 2017!

A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Happy New Year!

Another year has passed, another year has come. I wish that with every year you reach all your dreams. May God flood love and care on you, Happy New Year!

No one can go back in time to reverse what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a beautiful future. Happy New Year!

Let’s pray together that the New Year brings to us prosperity and bright future and this world becomes a better place to live. Start you a year with sending these messages to your loved ones and try to bring smiles on their faces. With the New Year countdown already begun, there is no other perfect occasion to use these messages to greet your near and dear ones a great start for a New Year. We at wish you a Happy New Year!

As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you the addition of relevant chapters. Happy New Year!

Out with the old, in with the new, may you be happy the whole year through. Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year Wishes 

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I want to make this day special.
I decorated your room will plenty of fireworks that you will surely appreciate!

May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace.

My New Year’s Resolution:
Greet all those people who made me crazy this year!
You are one of them.
Don’t get me wrong; you just made my life worth living.

My New Year’s resolution is to eat limited so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already lucky with my decision so I won’t do it anymore.

May this New Year bring you more difficulties, more tears, and more shocks.
Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

It’s New Year’s Eve!
Time for fireworks and surprises
Just be careful, though,
Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two.
Have a wonderful new year!

A glass of water
A bottle of beer
Let’s get ready
And start the New Year’s party!

I promise not to drink beer anymore,
But since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more?

They say injury and tears help one to be stronger,
So I wish you more tears and pain.
For you to become even stronger than last year.

It’s New Year 2017!
So you can legally drink as much as you want.
Just don’t drive, be safe and have fun!

may your hair and teeth
your face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall
may your blood pressure
your cholesterol, white blood count
and mortgage interest not rise
have a great new year
full of lucky numbers
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“Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river; moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.”

“Write it on your heart that everyday is the best day of the year.” » Ralph Waldo Emerson

New Year Best  Quotes & Wishes 

“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.” » G.K. Chesterton

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My plan is to swear off every kind of virtue so that I triumph even when I fall!” » Aleister Crowley

“In the New Year, you carry all the experiences of the past years, and that is the greatest power of every New Year! This year again, you are less student and more master!” » Mehmet Murat Gildan

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” » Bill Vaughn

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” » Oscar Wilde

“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.” » Hal Borland

“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.” » Anaïs Nin

“From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.” » Leonard Bernstein

“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.” » Brad Paisley

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!” » Joey Adams

“He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.” » F.M. Knowles

“For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move!” » Mehmet Murat Gildan

“New year is a day, to tune the rhythm called SOUL, with best chords called EXPERIENCES and play the guitar called LIFE.” » Vikram

“I have no way of knowing how people feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn’t be nicer. Every once in a while, someone barks at me. My New Year’s resolution is not to bark back.” » Tucker Carlson

“This bright new year is given me, to live each day with zest, to daily grow and try to be, my highest and my best!” » William Arthur Ward

“Each age has deemed the new- born year, the fittest time for festal cheer.” » Walter Scott

“I would say happy New Year, but it’s not happy; it’s the same as last year except colder.” » Robert Clark

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk, you kiss the person you’re married to.” » P.J. O’Rourke

“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.” » T.S. Eliot

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